Ah, hello!!! I'm sorry my room's such a mess, I wasn't really expecting anyone to visit me, especially since I just moved here...
Hey! Why don't you help me unpack?
..."Free labor?" Hey, an experience like this is priceless!!!
Haven't you ever wanted to dig through a stranger's stuff?
In the future, you can navigate to other parts of the site by clicking on the open boxes in my room. Although, there's probably something else you can click on for now...
You can also click on the assorted buttons in the sidebar. That is, when I get some...
Huh? Who am I?... I don't really know how to put that one into words. Come back with that one later.